ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
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IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
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if you work at an ice cream shop and don’t tell your customers “YOU JUST GOT SOFT SERVED” when you hand them their ice cream, you are missing out on a great opportunity
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if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
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"Music should be like making love. Sometimes you want it soft and tender, another time you want it hard and aggressive."
- Jimmy Page (via babeimgonnaleaveu)
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why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
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